1. Directional Signals
Use them! Your yellow lights tell me your intention, and that you are saying “Please”, don’t just cut into other driver’s lane, we’d rather you be polite about coming in.
2. Brake Signs
Fix them! For god’s sake. Nobody can see you lights if they are too dim, or if your lights are a mere 1% of the size of your vehicle. You don’t wanna be a road hazard because, seriously, unless I am 200% awake, Im not gonna know that you intend to slow down or stop. Everyday, I’d see at least 3 vehicles with wacky lights, that work for only one side of the vehicle. Problems with brake lights are more prominent especially so in old cars, trucks, vans, lorries, where their red-glass shields are broken, and their brake lights which should be RED, turn out YELLOW. These cars should just be labelled “unfit for the road”, these lights are muy muy importante. When your lights aren’t functioning as they should, you should quit changing lanes all the time, and stay in your lane unless absolutely necessary, or just completely stay off the road. You are a freaking ROAD HAZARD! I repeat, ROAD HAZARD!
3. Smoke-hand Signals
Keep your hands inside your vehicle! VERY DISTRACTING! Because I would think you’re using hand signls, when all you are doing is just leaving your hands out for your cigaratte sticks to breathe. You are also polluting the air by the way. Why don’t you just sauna-and-steam yourself up in the car? I have a good mind to and slash your extended hand as I whiz by.
4. Keep In Your Own Lane
Seriously! Don’t try to act cool and weave through the traffic. Please you aren’t woven threads. You are a friggin’ human being, in the shell of your vehicle. You don’t occupy other two lanes, not even if you are King of the Universe. And if you aren’t even a new driver, you should seriously think about how you even got to pass your driving test if you can’t keep to your own lane.
5. Riders, Wear Bright Clothes
Don’t act punk and wear your blacks, because in the dark, I need 300% awakeness to notice you. You are but a tiny blood-sucking mosquito in the vast traffic of humans. Tiny, but dangerous. No bright clothes? Well, make your bike lights more obvious.
6. Overly Fast Cars
Don’t you honk at me for strolling when the cars in front are moving at a rate of picometers per second. So what if you overtake me? Im still inches away behind you. And I get to my destination at most a fraction of a second away from you. What’s the hurry?
7. Super Slow Cars
Just keep in your left lanes (or right depends where you are), wherever it’s meant for slow people. Well, unless of course you are turning somewhere else.
Singapore,
Oh why are all the popular academic institutions located at Clementi or Bishan? Massive jams around those areas most of the time. After those exits, my ride’s so smooth I don’t even need brakes till the next exit! Seriously, it’s also unfair that people from the East have to go all the way West for proper education, no wonder on the average, West residents do better than their Eastern counterparts.
Academic advantages are definitely accumulative for West residents!
I’m out.
