“To keep myopia away, go outdoors and play!”
How about, “Keep myopia, Ace the PSLE.”?
What a scam to con kids! Speaking of kids, I was studying at McDonald’s yesterday. It was Day #1 hardcore mugging for me. 2 more days to Paper #1. I am too slow. Horrible me. Why am I still relaxing? Will getting myopia help me ace my exams? Anyway, I noticed lotsa kids, and I thought about the pictures my friends posted online of their cousins, their students, their nieces, etc. Boy, kids are getting prettier and and more handsome these days. I am sure they will grow up well. Are the genes getting better in Singapore?
“Who fathered that belly?”
“Mr McDonalds”
I hate McDonald’s. I have had it almost every day of alternative weeks. I am sick of it. Do they have anything new? And healthier? I go for McDonalds only coz it’s easier to eat on the run. And I am sucha busy woman sometimes. I eat McDonalds because I like the fries. But sometimes I get disappointed at the fries texture and taste. I like the Oreo McFlurry too. Boy, I must be getting heavier, unhealthily heavier. I remember when a random stranger at a park asked me if I was pregnant. Omg, my bulging tummy. I am not even being humble or pulling your leg. I am serious.
“The absence of fear is the scariest thing of all,
Even scarier than fear itself”
— Cheryl
Now back onto studies. I am the biggest procrastinator/ slacker. Everyone says that about themselves until they met me and gave me my well deserved title. Wow, I am so proud of myself, NOT. It’s not that I am a good for nothing or what. I do have goals. I do wanna graduate. But… sigh sometimes I just can’t help myself not doing work. It’s like everyone fears some time or another, even at the last minute. People panic on an average of about one month towards the exam, while I panic like a day before or an hour before. What’s wrong with me? I don’t think I lack motivation. I lack perseverance and I lack the fear of exams. People buck up at the last minute, and they start cursing themselves about 2 weeks into the exam. While they are mugging the whole day, I am on holiday mode. Is the problem the fact that I lack fear? I fear almost nothing. Ok gimme a minute to think about something I may fear… Hmm… *insert time lapse*… ok, I don’t like insects, I don’t like foreign workers. They creep me out. But fear? Nah.
Author’s Notes:
- Bias view towards McDonalds is a result of frequenting McDonalds too much. Note, it is not McDonalds fault if it is your choice to eat all that.
- Watching kids is a bad habit of mine, but no ill intentions. Not a pedoF. Guaranteed!
- Exams are on 16th to 29th. Wish me luck!
